Recesion and its effect possible in Corporate world:::FUNNY ONE

I was just chatting with my freind on Phone and we both were doing shit work in office..so we were thinking what would be the corporate life in future if the recesion scene continues..

She started saying all Subcontractors in the office have been laid off.
Then I said that would be there would be tremendous load on the permanet employee but since there is no developement work left it would be everyone doing only documentation and presentation.

Then we were just thinking that the company could no longer afford the cleaners also so IMAgine everyday morning U come in office with the duster and you start personaly cleaning your computer With the typical ORANGE DUSTER...Everyone you open your bag which has a couple of this dusters a screwdriver kit just incase the computer stops working HAHAHAHA coz here would be no support staff....

Then there would be a common toilet so everyone would queue up for that also there would be pass required for tht where u login there hahahahha(just all wierd thoughts)

This was very hillarious talk on phone here its sounds to monotonus but it was very cool laughed almost for an hour...
Then just incase phone and voips stop working then there would those old age phone where u drop in 1 rupee coins the RED instruments with a centre dial trik trikkkkkkkk......

So all possible changes we were thinking then there would be a common conference room under a tree near the office the Sarpanch type(manager here).......

So the buses stop plying ppl using cycles the ones used in the godrej complex ..ppl smoke a BIDI instead of the ciggarates....

So there were a hell lot of changes we thought of ...some which i remebered i mentioned them...
Just the way things change ........

Holi Is it still a festival of colors....

Its that time of the year when girls would be petrified to leave thier houses.Is Holi played with the true spirits i doubt.If it was then i dont think ppl would have started using urine instead of water,rotten eggs instead of colors,ink instead of colored water,oil paints which dont come out for days to follow.Sorrowfull but thats the state of holi in our country.In interiors I have seen ppl play with gober man imagine GOBER on you....its so horrifying just thinking of it imagine playing with all this!!!!!!!!!

So be careful when in the streets if you r hurled with a baloon that mite be the water from the flowing drainages next street coz thats in excess rite..

Be carefull everyone especialy on the feminine side because they are the victims usually in the small lanes and the busy streets.Since its a huge group of hooligans its best to avoid and take the balloon instead of a qaurell which solves nothing.So a recomendation wear the worn out clothes for a day and avoid going out untill absolute necesary.

But i seriously feel this festival should come under the scanner and given a thought for it.Whats the fun wihout the right spirits of the game...

Random thoughts

Was just thinking Whats going happen next everywhere ppl screaming out losses recesion and stuff.
Everyday the analyst predicting something weird the same a yr bak boasting of fundamentals.There are almost 100 articles daily on recesion depresion and panic..Where is all this heading.Some articles saying 1 lakh ppl coming back to india from usa where are all going to be accomidated wheres it all eding???How are things going to turn on the reverse??Is it a created phenomenon or actaully things have reached to its boiling point and there is no exit to it.
its really thought provoking the way things are moving No one can answer any of these questions its purely everyones view they are giving and if something from that strikes right they would rejoice that victory..Inflation reaching lows, dollar hitting high, gold reaching the new highs..Everyone just wondering what NEXT!!!!!!!!

I guess its best to do what one feels right cause no one can guide and even if anyones guiding he/she is experimenting with your fate so be carefull follow yr instincts..How many years will it take is another million dollar question.But there is natures one law which has to be kept in mind whatever goes up comes down and the viceversa so thats the only ray of optimism which we could BANK on and the other one as mentioned earlier in one of my posts was the four letter magical word HOPE...

Lets see Where does the two ends meet .....

But even in times of recesion it does not affect everyone the soothsayers the numerologist and the predictory and all making a huge moolaahh..I guess this are the peaks for them they would be over booked with appointments ....I wonder what are they predicting :)))))
They surely must be predicting for this period to extend:))))))

24 bday celebrations....

It was long and would be a memorable day..guess for ages to come.I tasted 5 different types of cakes,4 different cuisines(chinese,south indian,pizzas ,italian) of food.And a loads of fun.A whole lot for just one day.


But thats the way it goes.Started the day with the centre at Akanksha and the cards those children there cards which would be preserved for many more ages to come.It was a very good start for the day.

Sometimes things happen when they are least expected and thats the wa it goes.Day was pretty tiring lot of stuff in just one day..

Pics posted on facebook and orkut..

A confusion MBA now or when ??India or Abroad???whats next.....

A lot of confusion prevailing especialy a traditional resume like mine where the standard engineering degree and a "WELL SET:::" job in a MNC and then what next comes the question....So the markets prooving to be worst makes matters even more depressing....So thats the whole scenario....A lot of factors been involved where to do an mba from ..TO do it or NO is also a major question...

Where exactly to do it from would a mba this time from abroad prove to be fruitful or no...the americans tightenening the screws on H1b visas and so many ppl returning back ...Dunno what these ppl will end up with.So there are a lot of factors over all determining ones fate.There is no one to answer all these questions just follow yr instinct do what u like..Most of us our wrongly placed but we dont dare to do things against the trends .Lets see what to do now trying hands at a lot of different things enjoying almost everything.Hope is one thing that keeps everyone alive.We stay by this 4 letter word just imagine how important this word is.:))

Last all find a solution soon ...hahahaha.....Once again some hope...

OLPC mumbai volunteers wake up

This is for all Mumbai volunteers if you all could submit yr details here we could definitely arrange a meeting...

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